Category Archives: Humor

Apple Watch—First Impressions

Posted on April 25, 2015 by Michael Cohen

My Apple Watch, a 42mm Space Gray Sport, is still in the Apple Store’s “processing” phase and hasn’t yet been shipped, but because everyone else is already posting their first impressions, I would be disappointing my massive fanbase if I … Continue reading →

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What happened in Super Bowl XLIX

Posted on February 1, 2015 by Michael Cohen

A recap for those who missed it. Balls were thrown. Some were caught. Some weren’t. Some balls that were caught were caught by the opposing team. Fans cheered. Fans booed. There was a fight. The most important thing we learned … Continue reading →

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The Stupidest Way to Carry an iPhone 6 Plus

Posted on October 11, 2014 by MEC

A link to this was included in a Mac Observer piece titled “9 Alternative Ways to Carry Your iPhone 6 Plus Other Than Your Pockets”, which just confirms the Macalope’s assertion that “web journalism is a gigantic link machine seemingly … Continue reading →

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I say it; they draw it!

Posted on July 31, 2014 by MEC

I tweeted this on July 29: And I saw this today in the Washington Post comics:

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Whither Rosetta?

Posted on July 19, 2014 by MEC

Ever since OS X 10.7 Lion was released, we’ve all been wondering just what happened to Rosetta. Apparently, it went in search of comets! Currently, it’s approaching comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko. Rosetta is due to arrive at the comet in August and … Continue reading →

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The Author’s Big Mistake: A Case Study

Posted on July 16, 2014 by MEC

Once upon a time, I was asked to review an interactive book. I wrote the review, posted it, and that was that. For a few weeks. Then the book’s author discovered my review. And he even thanked me for it. … Continue reading →

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Beowulf: The monster and the cricket

Posted on June 18, 2014 by MEC

I like Tolkien and I like Anglo-Saxon poetry. So, when a friend sent me a link to a New Yorker piece by dance critic Joan Acocello, titled “Slaying Monsters,” I clicked. Then I had to scrape the stupid from my … Continue reading →

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A Poem

Posted on May 22, 2014 by MEC

I have a big problem: It’s that I’m a Jew— A Jew that loves bacon And sausages too! And butterfly shrimp, And scallops in butter, And a bacon cheeseburger Makes my heart go aflutter! I’m my rabbi’s despair, And my … Continue reading →

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Etiquette tip of the day

Posted on April 14, 2014 by MEC

Don’t bogart that joint, my friend Pass it over to me Don’t bogart that joint, my friend Pass it over to me Roll another one Just like the other one You’ve been hangin on to it And I sure would … Continue reading →

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Today’s Episode of “What Were They Thinking?”

Posted on March 24, 2014 by MEC

Recently I undertook to convert Glenn Fleishman’s The Magazine: The Book from a beautifully laid out hardcover book into something that an EPUB reader could handle. The tool I used was Adobe’s latest version of InDesign, a program that I … Continue reading →

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