Category Archives: Humor

A Poem

I have a big problem: It’s that I’m a Jew— A Jew that loves bacon And sausages too! And butterfly shrimp, And scallops in butter, And a bacon cheeseburger Makes my heart go aflutter! I’m my rabbi’s despair, And my … Continue reading

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Etiquette tip of the day

Don’t bogart that joint, my friend Pass it over to me Don’t bogart that joint, my friend Pass it over to me Roll another one Just like the other one You’ve been hangin on to it And I sure would … Continue reading

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Today’s Episode of “What Were They Thinking?”

Recently I undertook to convert Glenn Fleishman’s The Magazine: The Book from a beautifully laid out hardcover book into something that an EPUB reader could handle. The tool I used was Adobe’s latest version of InDesign, a program that I … Continue reading

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In which I am revealed to be a terrible person

On Thursday, when I returned home after attending my brother’s Orthodox Jewish funeral, I had a Bacon Insider burger from Jack-In-The-Box. It was delicious. (I believe Dennis would have understood.)

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Lex Eisenberg

I’ve been seeing a lot of astonishment and outrage at the reported casting of Jesse Eisenberg in the yet-to-be-titled sequel to Superman; even my friend Josh has evinced some disdain at the choice. Yet, to me, Eisenberg seems a natural … Continue reading

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Very light…

And tasty, too.

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Things to avoid when planning a dinner party

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Honestly, I’m not THAT depressed…

Nonetheless, I did spend part of my weekend composing suicide notes for the time-challenged self-annihilator. * Sorry to leave you such a mess. But you have my word that I won’t do it again! * Don’t be so surprised — … Continue reading

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The Social Curmudgeon

Posted on Twitter today: When Twitter emails me with suggestions for whom to follow, I want to write back, “I’ll do my OWN stalking, thank you!!” Posted on Facebook today: Facebook keeps encouraging me for my contacts in order to add more … Continue reading

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Pilot Season

I was reading an article in TV Guide (the paper edition) about “pilot season,” the most wonderful time of year in show-biz when hopeful TV producers pitch pilots for pick-up by one of the five networks. The article said that … Continue reading

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