{"id":698,"date":"2018-12-18T21:50:01","date_gmt":"2018-12-19T05:50:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pixel-stained-wretch.com\/wordpress\/?p=698"},"modified":"2018-12-29T21:01:56","modified_gmt":"2018-12-30T05:01:56","slug":"my-new-low-impact-drinking-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pixel-stained-wretch.com\/wordpress\/2018\/12\/18\/my-new-low-impact-drinking-game\/","title":{"rendered":"My New Low-Impact Drinking Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because I hate myself, I have begun to dip into the seemingly endless parade of made-for-TV Christmas movies currently running on the Hallmark channels. Furthermore, because the stories are <em>so<\/em> contrived and because the acting and direction are <em>so<\/em> pedestrian and because I seldom am exposed to <em>so much concentrated blondness<\/em>, I devised a drinking game. It\u2019s a perfect drinking game for me because I seldom drink.<\/p>\n<p>The rules are simple: take a sip if you see a person of color in the background of a scene; take a heavy slug every time a person of color has speaking lines in a scene; polish off a bottle if the movie\u2019s leads are people of color.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Holidays!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because I hate myself, I have begun to dip into the seemingly endless parade of made-for-TV Christmas movies currently running on the Hallmark channels. 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