{"id":645,"date":"2017-02-20T13:15:03","date_gmt":"2017-02-20T21:15:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pixel-stained-wretch.com\/wordpress\/?p=645"},"modified":"2017-02-20T13:50:08","modified_gmt":"2017-02-20T21:50:08","slug":"ozymandias-at-mar-a-lago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pixel-stained-wretch.com\/wordpress\/2017\/02\/20\/ozymandias-at-mar-a-lago\/","title":{"rendered":"Ozymandias at Mar-a-Lago"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I met a traveller from a strife-torn land<br \/>\nWho said: \u201cAn orange and empty head of stone<br \/>\nScreamed at the people . . . Near it, in the grandstands,<br \/>\nHalf drunk, a bitter correspondent, whose frown,<br \/>\nAnd wrinkled lip, and trembling hand,<br \/>\nTell that its owner knew his hopes were dead,<br \/>\nCould not survive, insulted by this orange thing,<br \/>\nThe crowd that mocked him, as his poor heart bled:<br \/>\nBut in his notebook these words appear:<br \/>\n\u2018His name is Donald J. Trump, ranter of things:<br \/>\nPay heed to his word salad, and despair!\u2019<br \/>\nNo one with brains remains. Past the fairway<br \/>\nOn that benighted course, boundless and bare<br \/>\nThe greens and empty sand traps wait, unplayed.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I met a traveller from a strife-torn land Who said: \u201cAn orange and empty head of stone Screamed at the people . . . 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