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Progress continues apace, if you can call a shambling shuffle a \u201cpace.\u201d I am now midway through Chapter Nineteen (of a projected twenty, plus Epilogue). For those who like numbers, here are the project statistics as of this evening.<\/p>\n

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To celebrate, I offer Chapter Five<\/a> for your pleasure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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