{"id":485,"date":"2015-04-25T19:04:13","date_gmt":"2015-04-26T02:04:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pixel-stained-wretch.com\/wordpress\/?p=485"},"modified":"2015-04-27T08:32:00","modified_gmt":"2015-04-27T15:32:00","slug":"mainspring-and-fall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pixel-stained-wretch.com\/wordpress\/2015\/04\/25\/mainspring-and-fall\/","title":{"rendered":"Mainspring and Fall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A unplanned collaboration via email:<\/p>\n<p><em>MICHAEL, are you grieving<\/em><br \/>\n<em> Over Apple Watch not shipping?<\/em><br \/>\n<em>This\u00a0bright thing of man you<\/em><br \/>\n<em> With your old heart care for, can you?<\/em><br \/>\n<em> Ah, as the year grows older<\/em><br \/>\n<em> That lack will make you smolder<\/em><br \/>\n<em> By and by. And pout. And sigh<\/em><br \/>\n<em> As, watchless, weeks and months go by,<\/em><br \/>\n<em> And so you will weep and know why.<\/em><br \/>\n<em> Now no matter, Cohen, the name:<\/em><br \/>\n<em> False watch springs are the same.<\/em><br \/>\n<em> Nor face had, no nor hands, expressed<\/em><br \/>\n<em> What Mickey heard, Minnie guessed:<\/em><br \/>\n<em> It is the pause man was born for,<\/em><br \/>\n<em> It is Apple Watch you mourn for.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><small>EBK-MEC<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A unplanned collaboration via email: MICHAEL, are you grieving Over Apple Watch not shipping? This\u00a0bright thing of man you With your old heart care for, can you? Ah, as the year grows older That lack will make you smolder By and by. And pout. 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