{"id":476,"date":"2015-04-25T16:27:41","date_gmt":"2015-04-25T23:27:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pixel-stained-wretch.com\/wordpress\/?p=476"},"modified":"2015-04-25T17:06:27","modified_gmt":"2015-04-26T00:06:27","slug":"apple-watch-first-impressions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pixel-stained-wretch.com\/wordpress\/2015\/04\/25\/apple-watch-first-impressions\/","title":{"rendered":"Apple Watch\u2014First Impressions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My Apple Watch, a 42mm Space Gray Sport, is still in the Apple Store\u2019s \u201cprocessing\u201d phase and hasn\u2019t yet been shipped, but because everyone else is already posting their first impressions, I would be disappointing my massive fanbase if I didn\u2019t post mine.<\/p>\n<p>So far, it\u2019s a mixed bag:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It\u2019s much lighter than I expected: I can\u2019t even feel it on my wrist.<\/li>\n<li>Battery life seems excellent. It hasn\u2019t needed a new charge yet.<\/li>\n<li>App loading appears to be broken.<\/li>\n<li>The Taptic Engine is beyond feather-light. I haven\u2019t noticed a single tap.<\/li>\n<li>The learning curve is swift.<\/li>\n<li>So far, no alerts to stand up, perhaps because I work at a standing desk. Will investigate further.<\/li>\n<li>Siri doesn\u2019t listen.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>As I become more familiar with how it fits into my daily life, I\u2019ll be back to post more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Apple Watch, a 42mm Space Gray Sport, is still in the Apple Store\u2019s \u201cprocessing\u201d phase and hasn\u2019t yet been shipped, but because everyone else is already posting their first impressions, I would be disappointing my massive fanbase if I didn\u2019t post mine. 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