{"id":433,"date":"2014-10-11T09:30:31","date_gmt":"2014-10-11T16:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pixel-stained-wretch.com\/wordpress\/?p=433"},"modified":"2014-12-22T11:38:03","modified_gmt":"2014-12-22T19:38:03","slug":"the-stupidest-way-to-carry-an-iphone-6-plus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pixel-stained-wretch.com\/wordpress\/2014\/10\/11\/the-stupidest-way-to-carry-an-iphone-6-plus\/","title":{"rendered":"The Stupidest Way to Carry an iPhone 6 Plus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.funslurp.com\/man-sack\" title=\"I would only wear this on the day I choose to commit suicide by humiliation.\" target=\"_blank\">link to this<\/a> was included in a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.macobserver.com\/tmo\/article\/9-alternative-ways-to-carry-the-iphone-6-plus-other-than-pocket\/page2\" title=\"They often observe things as through a glass eye, darkly\u2026\" target=\"_blank\">Mac Observer<\/a> piece titled \u201c9 Alternative Ways to Carry Your iPhone 6 Plus Other Than Your Pockets\u201d, which just confirms the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.macworld.com\/article\/2824167\/delayed.html\" title=\"Speaker of truth, with antlers\" target=\"_blank\">Macalope\u2019s<\/a> assertion that \u201cweb journalism is a gigantic link machine seemingly run by a pack of yipping toy poodles.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.funslurp.com\/images\/the-man-sack.jpg\" alt=\"I'm sure this is going to totally catch on\u2026\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A link to this was included in a Mac Observer piece titled \u201c9 Alternative Ways to Carry Your iPhone 6 Plus Other Than Your Pockets\u201d, which just confirms the Macalope\u2019s assertion that \u201cweb journalism is a gigantic link machine seemingly run by a pack of yipping toy poodles.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[19,13,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-2","category-opinion","category-technology"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - 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