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I have a big problem:
\nIt’s that I’m a Jew\u2014
\nA Jew that loves bacon
\nAnd sausages too!<\/p>\n

And butterfly shrimp,
\nAnd scallops in butter,
\nAnd a bacon cheeseburger
\nMakes my heart go aflutter!<\/p>\n

I’m my rabbi’s despair,
\nAnd my family’s shame \u2014
\nBut if treyf is so tasty,
\nShould I<\/em> get the blame?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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