What your coffee knew in March 2021.
On this date in 1906, the Intercollegiate Athletic Association of the United States (now the NCAA) was established.
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SpaceX conducted the first orbital class rocket reflight on this date in 2017.
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On this date in 1990, the Czechoslovakian Hyphen War began.
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The groundbreaking ceremony for the Vietnam Veterans Memorial was held in Washington, D.C. on this date in 1982.
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On this date in 1576, actor Jerome Savage took out a sub-lease to start the Newington Butts Theatre outside London.
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American TV viewers saw live images of the Moon’s surface transmitted from the Ranger 9 probe on this date in 1965.
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On this date in 1806, explorers Lewis and Clark and their Corps of Discovery began their homeward journey.
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The United States Congress sent the Equal Rights Amendment to the states for ratification on this date in 1972.
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On this date in 1979, daily broadcasts of United States House of Representatives floor action began on C-SPAN.
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The Évian Accords ended the Algerian War of Independence on this date in 1962.
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On this date in 1966, the submarine DSV Alvin located a lost hydrogen bomb off the coast of Spain.
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The first FA Cup final match was held at The Oval in Kennington, London, on this date in 1872.
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On this date in 1927, the first Women’s Boat Race between the University of Oxford and the University of Cambridge took place on The Isis in Oxford.
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The Industrial Institute and College, the first public college for women in the United States, was founded in Mississippi on this date in 1884.
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On this date in 1986, Popsicle Industries announced it was discontinuing the sales of two-stick Popsicles in grocery stores.
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Mildred E. Gillars, known to the public during WWII as German radio’s “Axis Sally,” was convicted of treason on this date in 1949.
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On this date in 1897, William Hoskins and William A. Spinks patented billiard chalk.
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Everett Horton patented the telescoping fishing rod on this date in 1887.
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On this date in 1977, President Carter participated in a “Dial-a-President” radio talk show hosted by Walter Cronkite.
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Eliza Ballou Garfield became the first woman to see her son inaugurated as U.S. President on this date in 1881.
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On this date in 1913, the Woman Suffrage Procession took place in Washington D.C.
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The Great Slave Auction began in Savannah, Georgia, on this date in 1859.
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On this date in 1805, the impeachment trial of Supreme Court Justice Samuel Chase ended in his acquittal.
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