What your coffee knows.
The world was created, according to Church of Ireland Archbishop James Ussher, on the sunset preceding this date in 4004 BC.
Your coffee was brewed this morning just after sunrise.
On this date in 1975, Air Force Technical Sergeant Leonard Matlovich was discharged after publicly declaring his homosexuality.
Your coffee wants to ask and to tell.
Opening ceremonies for the World’s Columbian Exposition were held in Chicago on this date in 1892.
Your coffee wants to wait in a shorter line.
On this date in 1955, “No Time for Sergeants” opened on Broadway.
Your coffee wants a 21 toilet salute.
Marlon Brando made his Broadway debut on this date in 1944.
Your coffee wants to remember its lines.
On this date in 1847, the novel Jane Eyre: An Autobiography was first published.
Your coffee wants to overthrow authority and violate every code human and divine.
College students Bobby Seale and Huey P. Newton founded the Black Panther Party on this date in 1966.
Your coffee proudly proclaims, “Wakanda Forever!”
On this date in 1977, anti-LGBT activist Anita Bryant received a pie in the face at a Des Moines news conference.
Your coffee wants a donut with rainbow sprinkles.
Edward Albee’s “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” opened on Broadway on this date in 1962.
Your coffee is terrified of Lytton Strachey.
On this date in 1810, the citizens of Munich celebrated the first Oktoberfest.
Your coffee wants a light-roast Weissbier.
The first public demonstration of a visible-wavelength light-emitting diode took place on this date in 1962.
Your coffee wants a caffeine-emitting isolinear chip.
On this date in 1970, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature.
Your coffee spent one coffee break in the life Ivan Denisovich.
Georgia Tech defeated Cumberland College 220-0 in a college football game on this date in 1916.
Your coffee wants to beat the point spread.
On this date in 1995, 51 Pegasi b became the first extra-solar planet orbiting a sun-like star to be discovered.
Your coffee wants to ride a winged horse to the heavens.
Aviator Laura Ingalls became the first woman to pilot a transcontinental air flight on this date in 1930.
Your coffee wants a little first class cabin on the prairie.
On this date in 1897, comedian Bud Abbott was born.
Your coffee actually knows who’s on first.
The Victorian best-selling Mrs Beeton’s Book of Household Management was published on this date in 1861.
Your coffee wants seriously overcooked rigatoni.