What your coffee knew in April 2017.
April 28
On this date in 2011, Ed Balls Day was created.
Your coffee wants a Snapchat account.
April 27
The National Campaign to Impeach Nixon held a ten-thousand-person march in Washington, D.C., on this date in 1974.
Your coffee wants a Senate trial.
April 26
On this date in 1962, the Ranger 4 spacecraft crashed into the moon.
Your coffee wants to give you a soft landing.
April 25
Bell Laboratories demonstrated the first practical solar cell on this date in 1954.
Your coffee gives you renewable energy.
April 24
On this date in 1923, Sigmund Freud published his paper “Das Ich und das Es” (“The Ego and the Id”).
Your coffee wants what your coffee wants.
April 21
The Maryland Toleration Act was passed by the Assembly of the Maryland colony on this date in 1649.
Your coffee wants no one to be troubled, molested or discountenanced for or in respect of his or her religion.
April 20
On this date in 1916, the Chicago Cubs played their first home game at Wrigley Field.
Your coffee wants a rooftop seat and a sign reading, “Eamus Catuli!”
April 19
“Advance Australia Fair” became Australia’s national anthem on this date in 1984.
Your coffee abounds in nature’s gifts of beauty rich and rare.
April 18
On this date in 1949, Ireland formally became an independent republic.
Your coffee wants a dash of uisce beatha.
April 17
NASA announced the discovery of the first Earth-size planet in the habitable zone of another star on this date in 2014.
Your coffee wants to stream the first season of Red Dwarf.
April 14
On this date in 1894, the first commercial motion picture house opened in New York City.
Your coffee wants a Hulu subscription.
April 13
The Roman Catholic Relief Act received Royal Assent in Britain on this date in 1829.
Your coffee wants to borrow £10.
April 12
On this date in 1999, President Bill Clinton was cited for contempt of court in a civil lawsuit.
Your coffee wants to have a workplace relationship with you.
April 11
President Lyndon Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act of 1968 on this date in 1968.
Your coffee wants to be available to anyone regardless of race, color, religion or national origin.
April 10
On this date in 1998, the Good Friday Agreement was signed in Belfast.
Your coffee wants a devolution. Well, you know…
April 7
The United Nations established the World Health Organization on this date in 1948.
Your coffee hears a WHO.
April 6
On this date in 1962, pre-performance remarks by New York Philharmonic conductor Leonard Bernstein created one of the largest controversies in the orchestra’s history.
Your coffee wants remarkably broad tempi.
April 5
The Mayflower began its return trip to England on this date in 1621.
Your coffee wants cargo, not ballast.
April 4
On this date in 1969, Dr. Denton Cooley implanted the first temporary artificial human heart.
Your coffee wants a beat you can dance to.
April 3
Bobby Fischer forfeited the World Chess Championship to Anatoly Karpov by refusing to play on this date in 1975.
Your coffee wants a coffee-mate!